You might not have noticed because of all the Witcher stuff I post, but I have a deep-seated obsession with Dragon Age. And not just because of the dragons.
(Though you can never have too many dragons.)
Since I haven’t been seeing a lot of my real life friends, I have abandoned any hope of productivity to revisit some of my virtual friends in Dragon Age: Inquistion. I have also been fighting dragons and yelling, “Take that, you flapping bastard!” with my windows opened and my neighbors might now think I’m beating up Artemis…
Anyway, I wanted to talk about some of my favorite companions across the Dragon Age games. It certainly wasn’t easy to limit the list to a manageable size, because all the characters in these games are amazing
(Except for Carver. He’s a little bitch. Oh, and Sera. Who is just… weird. And not the good kind of weird.)
Eh, warning: This post turned out more gay than I intended. Obviously it’s very hard to be both a Dragon Age fan and a homophobe, so you’re probably good, but I honestly hadn’t intended to go Full Lesbian while writing this.
Even two games and many years later, Alistair still tops every Dragon Age list I’ll ever make. I remember confiding in a friend when I first started playing Origins that this game was turning me straight, and her reply was, “Pfft, even my fiance is in love with Alistair!”
It might say something about the sad state of my love life, but I can honestly say that I was more upset by Alistair dumping my mage Warden than I have ever been by a real life break-up, and I immediately went back to an earlier save instead of just accepting it.
But really, can you blame me? Alistair is just the most adorable bundle of awkwardness. He somehow manages to be so cheesy that he comes out on the other side as sweet.
Alistair: So… let me get this straight. You were a cloistered sister?
Leliana: You must have been a brother before you became a templar, no?
Alistair: I never actually became a templar. I was recruited into the Grey Wardens before I took my final vows.
Leliana: Do you ever regret leaving the Chantry?
Alistair: No, never. Do you?
Leliana: Yes. You may not believe it, but I found peace there. The kind of peace I’ve never known.
Alistair: It used to get so quiet at the monastery that I would start screaming until one of the brothers came running. I would tell them that I was just checking. You never know, right?
Leliana: I… no, I never did anything like that. I enjoyed the quiet.
Alistair: Suit yourself. The look on their face was always priceless.
See, these games might be turning me straight, but I’ll argue that it’s only because Bioware makes characters like Morrigan straight in-game. My type has always been:
a. Bitchy women
b. Women who are no good for me
c. Women who look like they could beat the crap out of me
…and more often than not: d. All of the above.
(See sections ‘Vivienne’, ‘Cassandra’, ‘Isabela’.)
I’m getting sidetracked.
I have cosplayed as Morrigan many times and for years my text ringtone was her first voice line in Origins: “My, my, what have we here?”
Scared the crap out of my grandmother once I left my phone in the room with her while I was fixing her PC…
But really, Morrigan is the Bitch Witch Queen and not even Madame Vivienne de Fer can push her off her throne. As much as I adore Alistair, I will never tire of hearing the party dialogue between him and Morrigan, because our swamp witch is brutal in her mockery.
Alistair: So tell me, was the Tower of Magi everything you thought it would be?
Morrigan: Abominations running rampant? Templars ready to slaughter every mage in sight? Yes, it rather met all my expectations.
Alistair: You don’t think you might have been better off getting your training there? Instead of whatever your mother taught you?
Morrigan: You’re right. My mother didn’t nearly have as many abominations running about. That certainly would have improved my education.
Alistair: Hmm. I’ll give you that one.
Morrigan: I’m so relieved.
Everyone’s favorite Tevinter moustache mage very nearly beat Morrigan for the second spot on this list. I imagine the battle was fierce and filled with devastating snipes.
Dorian is everything I want in a friend: Sassy, intelligent and completely and utterly gay. I am even willing to accept that he’s much prettier than me.
He’s also the only character to ever pull off that moustache.
Dorian: Varric, I want a new nickname.
Varric: What’s wrong with sparkler? Not colorful enough for you?
Dorian: You must know me better now. Or does the moniker you gave me five minutes after we met still apply?
Varric: I have the eyes of a story teller. It’s a gift.
Dorian: So, I’m a bit of light you stick in a window sill to impress passersby? All flash, no heat? Hmm… that’s actually pretty clever.
Varric: See? Embrace your place in the universe, Sparkler.
“Pirates like booty. Both kinds!”
Isabela is our favorite inappropiate pirate. Also the best lesbian romance option across all the games, in my humble gay opinion. Josephine is a sweetheart, but she keeps friendzoning herself, and the rest are just not doing it for me. Isabela is so aggressive that I started a romance with her by accident. I thought we were just having a normal conversation and suddenly daggers were flying everywhere…
My favorite thing about Isabela is the totally inappropiate party dialogue you get when you bring her along. And Aveline and Isabela throwing insults back and forth is a display of the truest kind of friendship I can think of.
Aveline: I had trouble with another one of your women, Isabela. She stole from a… distracted client. You’re lucky she wasn’t jailed.
Isabela: My women? I am but a shepherd. And what free enterprise are you oppressing now?
Aveline: Theft is not enterprise.
Isabela: Opportunities insufficiently guarded. Victimless crimes.
Aveline: Except for all the victims.
Isabela: Details. Victimless details.
I know this choice is controversal, but hear me out.
Whatever you say about Sebastian, you can’t deny that his introduction scene is badass. When the Grand Cleric tries to remove his notice looking for mercenaries to kill his family’s murderers from the board and he turns around and shoots an arrow through it?
Besides, if you ignore the stuff he actually says, and just listen to his very pleasant voice with the Scottish accent, he’s very enjoyable to have in the party. And it’s also rather funny to hear the other companions make fun of him.
Varric: So, Choir Boy, this usurper of yours is… twenty feet tall?
Sebastian: Not even close, no.
Varric: But he has claws for hands, right?
Sebastian: Fingers. Perfectly normal ones. If a little fat, perhaps.
Varric: He eats babies, though. And farts fire.
Sebastian: You’re not serious, I hope.
Varric: You can’t even pretend to be interesting, can you?
Oh, Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast – The sharp-tongued Seeker who secretly loves horrible romance novels.
Cassandra is one of my favorites because she’s badass, but still relatable. She has a horrible temper, but she is one of those rare people who will admit when she’s wrong and apologize for it.
I also need her to be gay so badly.
Cassandra’s is one of the few romances in Dragon Age that I have never tried out because I fear she might be reduced to some blushing damsel, and when I think of ‘Cassandra’ and ‘damsel’ in the same scenario… it’s always Cassandra rescuing some damsel in a tower by shield-bashing a dragon in the face.
Dorian: Tell me, Cassandra: did your family throw suitors at you?
Cassandra: My uncle did, waves of them – until I broke one’s arm. Then there were fewer.
Dorian: I must admit I never tried that.
Cassandra: It was an accident. Well… mostly an accident.
I would be crucified by half the internet and at least two of my friends if I didn’t include our dear story-telling dwarf.
But really, he’s a writer with a crossbow; basically all I aspire to be, minus the chest hair.
Varric: Just wondering if the feathered pauldrons are an essential part of the moody rebel mage persona.
Anders: What are you talking about?
Varric: I’m working on an epic poem about a hopelessly romantic apostate waging an epic struggle against forces he can’t possibly defeat.
Anders: What do you mean, “can’t possibly defeat?”
Varric: Well, it’s not a good story unless the hero dies.
Madame de Fer makes the list because few appreciate her bitchiness and because she’s hella stylish.
What can I say? I got a thing for bitchy mages.
Blackwall: You must miss the comforts of your mansions, traveling with us as you do.
Vivienne: I miss them. I do not require them.
Vivienne: But please, continue to imagine me a pampered lady, if it makes you feel superior.
I think that’s all for now. Throw me a comment with which Dragon Age companion is your favorite, because I badly need excuses to geek out over these games with you.
And remember, kids: Swooping is bad.
(All screenshots shamelessly stolen from the Dragon Age Wiki)
17 thoughts on “Favorite Companions in Dragon Age”
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Isabella is my homegirl. She’s the one I need around to keep things from getting too serious. I enjoyed Josefina’s savviness, and would hang around with her. And Varric’s wit and honor make him a great partner. I also really enjoyed Leliana’s character in inquisition, but had a hard time getting over the fact that she was supposed to be dead in my run, and I think that made me a bit unduly bitter towards her. But honestly, as you said, most of the Dragon Age characters are amazing, and I could go for most any of them in a given mood.
Except Nathaniel. Nathaniel can screw off.
Like you, I liked Leliana’s character in Inquisition, even though I found her boring in Origins, but I also always found it weird that they included a character that the players had the option to kill off in an earlier game.
Nathaniel honestly never made much of an impact, whether positive or the opposite, on me, so I tend to forget about him!
I love Morrigan and Cassandra. Sure I romanced Alistair but never developed a crush on him. Isabela I don’t really like but Leliana is great. Also I’m a big Qunari fangirl so Sten and the Iron Bull I’m both smitten over
I never really liked Leliana in Origins, but her character became a lot more interesting to me in Inquisition!
My Qunari fandom only extends to the Arishok, I’m afraid… Iron Bull is a lot of fun, but he’s not a ‘real’ Qunari in my eyes. I mean, a Qunari with a sense of humor?
Perish the thought!
Hey, well the Arishok definitely needs more love ❤ I proudly wear a necklace with his portrait on it.
He’s got the most amazing horns <3
Wow… this brings back memories. Blast from the past.
It’s a blast from 15 minutes ago for me.
That’s the joy of a childless existence! 😉
Your life sounds amazing. Where do I sign up? ha ha
The form will be on the website any day now.
Alistair has always been my farovite, too. I really think he’s a universal crush for everyone.
He’s SUCH a dork, but somehow he still manages to charm everyone
Right? And… now I want to play Origins again.
If only the combat mechanics weren’t so bothersome…
Yeah… they’re on the annoying side. I just restarted a game on my PC, and the combat is my least favorite part.
It’s the only thing preventing me from replaying it to exhaustion.