Artemis the Owl

Well, here he is! The reason why several people are stalking me on social media.

Artemis the Burrowing Owl, First of His Name, Bringer of Insomnia and Slightly Injured Fingers…
…referred to simply as “the Beast” when in a rush.


The Fifth Elephant Terry Pratchett owl

The Bookish Owl – The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett

Aaaaaaaaand, I'm back on the Discworld! Just started on The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett, featuring Sam Vimes and his Watch. And since Sam Vimes is basically me (if I had been male and a guard captain in a fantasy book), I'm feeling right at home. The eternal battle between ...
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Owl The Last Wish Andrzej Sapkowski

The Bookish Owl – The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski

So, I'm taking a short break from Discworld to indulge in some monster-slaying goodness! I just started reading The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski (I will never not need to google the spelling of that...), which is the first book in the Polish book series the amazing Witcher video games are ...
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Angry owl blanket

Artemis the Owl FAQ

"I'm not stealing the firewood. Promise." I have made a lot of promises to provide more owl content, so I thought I would start out with one big blog post answering the most common questions I get asked if I bring him with me to the local market or pet shop ...
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Carpe Jugulum Owl Book

The Bookish Owl – Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

I was asking myself, "How do I get more bookish content on my website without getting boring?" Of course, considering my taste in pets, the answer should have been rather obvious, but you would be amazed how often I forget that people actually like owls... even more than they like ...
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Christmas Owl wrapping paper

Merry Christmas!

While I'm a bit of a Grinch, I'd still like to wish all of you out there a happy holiday! It's almost over for me - duck has been eaten, presents have been unwrapped, and a slightly intoxicated grandma has been taken home and put to bed - but before ...
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KoyoCon 2015 – Owls at the Darkmoon Faire

Following my personal tradition, here's the Post-Con Post! (Also, remember to check out my Post Con Giveaway) - As I wrote some time ago, I had a busy weekend planned out at KoyoCon 2015. I was going to help host the Warcrafter Corner, be in Artist Alley, air out Artemis ...
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Owl Harry Potter

Two Girls and an Owl

This Saturday brought along a lot of geekery. My costume-obsessed friend Simone had two Harry Potter-themed costumes lying around and I had an owl... Only logical conclusion was going to the park near Marselisborg(the Danish queen's castle in Aarhus) and do a photoshoot! Simone dressed up as Luna Lovegood, I ...
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Waterstones Is Training Delivery Owls. I Wonder If Artemis Can Get a Job?

Apparently Waterstones decided that if they can't top Amazon in anything else, they will top them in crazy! I thought it was pretty far-fetched when Amazon announced their new Prime Air program a few days ago, where they intend to deliver packages by drones, but it didn't brighten up my ...
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Mighty, Mighty Artemis

One of my friends told me that my owl was ridiculously photogenic... Looking at this picture, it seems that he also thinks so himself! Clearly, he doesn't think I have any business being in HIS picture. Insolent human... You can just see the plans for world domination in his eyes ...
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Owl Army

Army of Artemis

I'm not really sure what goes through people's mind when I tell them I own an owl... You would think they would just accept the reality that I'm odd and be done with it, but it seems like they need to do something to remind me that I have an owl. I ...
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