Spring has arrived. The sun is shining, birds are chirping… And my white furballs are developing their adult dog coat!
So before I could even consider spring cleaning the house, my doggies needed a thoughout brushing!
So that’s what I did… Recruiting my father and arming both of us with dog brushes, I went to war!
One hour later, I was more covered in fur than the dogs, and the dogs looked… About the same.
And worst of all, they just stood there looking innocent as if they hadn’t made me wrestle them for an hour until I was out of breath and had dog fur up my nose.
On the other hand, I now have enough dog hair to soundproof my bedroom… Or knit a dozen sweaters. I’m beginning to believe the only reason farmers raise sheep instead of samoyeds is the smell of wet dog when you wash the wool…
I have always wondered why such long-haired dogs didn’t shed more than they do. Now I know it’s just because they save up until they can shed an entire coat at once!
I had to mash it all together to be able to hold it, and half of it was still attached to my clothes(And a great deal in my nose…)! And Aika is just sitting and grinning at me while my back is turned! Why did I even get the only dog breed capable of grinning?!
A small collection of fantastic quotes about writing that always put a smile on my face!
1.”A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God.”
– Sidney Sheldon
2. “A critic is a legless man who teaches other people to run.”
– Channing Pollock
3. “Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”
– E.L. Doctorow
4. “What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he’s staring out of the window.”
– Burton Rascoe
5. “The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
– Stephen King
6. “It’s not plagiarism – I’m recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do.”
– Uniek Swain
7. “An author in his book must be like God in the universe, present everywhere and visible nowhere.”
– Gustave Flaubert
8. “If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don’t remove it – I might be writing in my dreams.”
– Terri Guillemets
9. “Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
– Robert Benchley
10. “Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.”
– Truman Capote
11. “I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.”
– Stephen King
12. “I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.”
– G. K. Chesterton
13. “Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.”
– Robert Benchley
14. “The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes.”
– André Gide
15. “Being an author is having angels whisper in your ear – and devils, too.”
– Terri Guillemets
16. “Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.”
– Jules Renard
17. “I write because I’m afraid to say some things out loud.”
– Gordon Atkinson
18. “If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don’t remove it – I might be writing in my dreams.”
– Terri Guillemets
19. “It is impossible to discourage the real writers – they don’t give a damn what you say, they’re going to write.”
– Sinclair Lewis
20. “You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.”
– Saul Bellow
21. “Authors and lovers always suffer some infatuation, from which only absence can set them free.”
– Samuel Johnson
22. “Most editors are failed writers – but so are most writers.”
– T.S. Eliot
23. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”
– Don Marquis
24. “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”
– Baltasar Gracián
25. “I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions.”
– James Michener
26. “Asking a writer what they think about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it thinks about dogs.”
– Christopher Hampton
27. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club”
– Jack London
28. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
– Robert Benchley
After the success of Twilight that had every teenage girl sigh longingly over pale guys with serious mental problems, every popular YA book started to include certain elements.
Here’s a list of things your book MUST have if you want to have squealy girls crucify anyone who dares criticize it!
WARNING: This list might contain bashing of highly popular books, Twilight fan girls, shiny vampires and garden gnomes. If you don’t have a healthy amount of self-irony, please avert your eyes. If you own a garden gnome, give me an axe.
- Create a Female Main Character With the Personality of a Doorknob If you look at the current books that are declared masterpieces by every Twilight fan girl out there, you’ll see that an acceptable protagonist doesn’t have to have much more depth than roadkill.
- Make the Setting a Small Town High School Vampires and other supernatural creatures seem to have abandoned the castles and dungeons and are rushing to get an High School education or 5. Some would think being immortal would teach you enough, but I see that it might be very useful to read about Jane Austen if it has been a few decades since you met her last.
- Enter Mysterious Angsty, But Oh-So-Dreamy Guy Have him being a vampire is the obvious choice, but another kind of supernatural creature works as well. Describe him as charming and nice, even though he actually acts like a jerk and have him angst about how dangerous and horrible he is at least once every other page.
- Have Doorknob Female Fall Irrevokely In Love With Mysterious Guy At First Glance ‘Cause the fact that he’s an a-hole who wants to kill you hardly matters as long as he’s good-looking. And that he glares at you and avoid you at all times just show how absolutely crazy he is about you!
- Have Mysterious Guy Mysteriously Disappear at Seemingly Random Times ‘Cause we will never figure out why he runs off when you start bleeding. Hmm, what could that be about?
- Enter Hunky Not-as-Angsty Guy Be sure to have him be the exact opposite of Mysterious Guy. If Mysterious Guy is a vampire, have Hunky Guy be a Werewolf. If Mysterious Guy is a demon, Hunky is an angel! And he should be completely crazy about Doorknob Female even though she treats him as dirt and only have eyes for the Angst Fest.
- Have Everyone and Their Mother Try to Kill Doorknob Female If you want to date a vampire, his family will try to eat you. But everyone have trouble with the in-laws, right?
- Always Have Guy Save Girl It’s extremely important that the girl can’r do anything by herself and need the guy to save her every time she breaks a nail or gets maimed by various bad guys.
- Be Sure to Use the Exact Same Plot as Twilight Works every time! If necessary, switch out the vampire with some other immortal dude and have the guy be the newcomer to the girl’s High School instead. Wouldn’t want copyright problems with Stephanie Meyer, now would we?
Argh, now that Rebecca Black song is stuck in my head!
Anyway, another week has come and gone and there’s nothing like just lying around to celebrate that! And no one lies around being lazy like my beautiful and cuddly samoyed Shika.
And as the adorable ball of fluff he is, he ended up recruiting me for lazy time(I fought it… I really did…). And yes, that is indeed me lying on the armrest of the couch. Should I be worried that I always end up sitting on the armrest, while my dogs spread out on the couch?
“Today I don’t feel like doing aaaaanything… I just wanna lie in my bed…”
There’s nothing like watching the news with an armful of samoyed on a friday afternoon! Somehow it easens the fact that Holland is in way too much debt, our minister of foreign affairs sounds more pathetic speaking english than a 4th grader and that people are still getting slaughtered in the Middle East. Let fluff save the world…
Shika pretends he doesn’t see the need for taking pictures of him… But he’s white, he’s fluffy, he’s cuddly and he knows that perfectly well!
Fortunately, he hasn’t discovered that it makes it impossible to be mad at him yet… His brother Aika, on the other hand, feels no shame at all, because he knows that he can just tilt his head and wag his tail and everyone think he is oooooh so adorable… (He is, but don’t tell him I said it!)
I slipped from the armrest, honest! It’s his own fault for being so damn hug-able anyway.
I take back what I said earlier… Hugs AND fluff will save the world. Who wants to fight if they can cuddle up with this guy instead?
And of course, Aika shouldn’t be left out!
That look in his eyes can probably be translated to “What the woof is she doing? Don’t take pictures, you idiot, get her off me!”
He normally manage to get away when I get in a hugging mood… Got you this time, chubby!
So here you got the Samoyed Guide to Fridays!
Now my advice to everyone is: When it’s friday, go samoyed!
Hmm… I could probably earn more money lending those two out as teddy bears than I ever could selling books…
Happy Friday everyone!